Dear Coffee,
Since HE introduced us I’ve really enjoyed our flirtation over the past 4 months, I really have! But since HE’s gone I've come to rely on you too much. I love our warm, sweet time together but afterwards I just crave more of you, and it feels inappropriate and slightly stalker-ish. When you’re gone I’m left feeling jittery and tense and it’s not a healthy place for me to be.
Maybe we can still meet occasionally, as friends, but our affair has to end.
Please believe that it’s me, not you.
Dear Food at Work
I have a terrible confession to make.
I’ve been using you.
I feel really guilty about this, you’ve always been there for me, especially over the last 2 months, but ultimately you’re not good for me. I feel great with you, but it’ll end badly for us as all illicit affairs do.
If it wasn’t for your deep fried crispiness maybe we could continue, but I love that naughty side of you and it’s too hard to resist.
Please don’t be upset when I don’t acknowledge you at work, this needs to be a clean break.
Please believe that it’s me, not you.
Dear Cigarettes,
We need to talk…
Hilarious! I find the quick fix certain foods give me really hard to resist. Fortunately, I never got into coffee. Do you like green tea? No jitters, tons of benefits. Matcha and Dragon's Well(Lung Ching) are my favourites.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the break-up ;)
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I don't like tea period. I did try going the green tea route for it's health benifits but it was like taking medicine, scrunchy ick face and all.
ReplyDeleteSomeone I knew put apple juice in their tea. I hate tea as well, well any hot drink.
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