Pillow Talk

I've just been kicked out of our bed by our cats.
Both of them have been showing signs of stress and missing HIM, particularly HIS cat, but this is getting ridiculous. Since it happened both of them have taken occasional turns curling up on the pillows above my head. Like a furry night cap of yore.
(Never mind that there’s a half a queen size bed and two other pillows completely unoccupied. )
It’s sweet in a way but also annoying to have them step on my hair while they get settled, purr loudly in my ear, or start licking it. Tonight both of them decided to share the pillows, but not with me.
I’ve never understood people who let medium to large sized dogs sleep in they’re beds. I have a friend who has complained to me many times about how badly she sleep having to share the bed with her spouse and two golden retrievers….the answer seems pretty simple to me.
Having the cats on the bed was never a problem before but I think I need to gently but firmly reclaim my bed before I’m the one relegated to curling up in the laundry basket.

Gotta go, both of them have joined me downstairs, it's time to stake out my territory!
(wish me luck)